You’ve seen these going round social media, right?
Well, here are some of ours:
#1 Let’s start with our own special version of the above…
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#2 Chivalrous horses
No, no, after you, I insist!
#3 When you get on after your really short friend rides your horse…
soz :p we all know I’m only jealous ‘cos she gets to ride the littlies!
#4 Jump schooling on your own…
no way I’m getting off every time!
#5 Localised fluctuations in gravity – I’ve heard they can float off like helium balloons if the conditions are just right!
#6 It’s even worse when the gravity loss happens when you’re on the horse!
Sorry!
#7 Tina Turner moments. ‘nuf said
#8 That talented youngster who just lacks direction…
Every yard has one…
#9 When getting off your yard involves tackling this… In MAY.
#britishweathersucks!
And, of course, this one happens to us all the time!
#10 Not being able to fit your pony in a phone box…
Don’t.Even.Ask!
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